Curtains

Balls

My Curtains are wet!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

Curtain Twitching

When tweakers are looking out the window

Darcy was so tweaked out of her mind she couldn't stop curtain twitching

by Lydia916 April 5, 2024

Curtain Swinger

Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.

They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.

Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.

Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.

watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.

by Docker Picker Dyl August 19, 2020

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025

Curtain

“curtain” being an act of grading on the shower curtains while signing a Katy perry song until the curtain gets stuck in between your cheeks

Man I can’t wait to take a shower and commit a curtain

by Mrtoesuckler May 19, 2022

couch curtain

The flap of fabric that hangs at the bottom of the couch

Hey watch out don't spill it on the couch curtain

by child if God December 7, 2015

spagurkin curtain

a curtain or blanket used to give privacy while in close quarters with other people. In most cases Military barracks, navy boats or any other situation where you dont get much alone time.

Billy has been behind his spagurkin curtain for hours

by wesully1 October 11, 2011