Hop Into My Futon

Inviting a girl/boy to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Bro, these seniors are bad.
Guy 2: Right, she can hop into my futon for real.

by Littlepepsi March 16, 2022

cumtose intolerant

when an emo boy keeps threatening to cum on you so you say your cumtose intolerant

"im gonna cum on you" -emo boy

"sorry :(( im cumtose intolerant" -me

by kurt cobains shotgun May 2, 2022

Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

Factos Intolerance

When a brain is not able to break down and digest facts. Derived from the Spanish word 'Factos'(meaning facts) made popular to the English speaking community by Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nah Travis isn't better than Eminem or 50 cent you have factos Intolerance

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

Factos Intolerant

Unable to digest facts; Affected by Factos Intolerance.
Also known as being delusional

Stop denying the truth, you're factos intolerant!

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

timmy'd into a well

the act of losing touch or other words getting lost "falling into a well." of anti social-ness.

disappearing for a few days that by only one or a little few people is recognized.

boy:how is mike?
girl: i dont know.
boy: how come?
girl: i didnt talk to him today, he could have timmy'd into a well

by ~dreamer-artistain October 24, 2010

Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012