Vejen garden

a relatively unknown marching band internationally, but super underrated. the biggest marching in denmark, won the european championship in 2022, and the world championship in marching and concert in 2024
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gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.
Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.
by Penus DeMilo August 07, 2021
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Mary's Garden

"She got her Mary's garden out!"
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A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
by Camryn and Conrad January 11, 2019
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Sham Garden

A religious institution that does not follow its own belief system.
“I honestly know any churches I can point you in the direction to go to, this town is full of sham gardens.” - Danielle H.
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Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
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Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 19, 2021
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