A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
by unused username November 27, 2023
Get the Pain-bonermug. by Michael Fitzpatrick October 22, 2015
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Get the For his painsmug. by striker williams April 20, 2009
Get the T-Painsmug. A little past supper-time
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.
I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was one big lie, the same old lie.
How could you?
I'm still out on the porch step sitting on my behind,
Waiting for you.
Wondering if everything is alright.
Momma said, "Come in boy, don't waste your time." I said, "I've got time.
Well, he'll be here soon."
Five years old and talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy, can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain.
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
Wasn't I worth the time?
A boy needs a daddy like a dance to mime and all the time
I looked up to you.
I paced my room a million times.
And all I ever got was one big lie, the same old lie.
How could you?
Well, I was eighteen and still talking to myself.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
And I'm alone again
Well, if I learned anything from this... It's how to live on my own.
Where were you? Where'd you go?
Daddy can't you tell?
I'm not trying to fake it
And I ain't the one to blame.
There's no one home
In my house of pain
I didn't write these pages
And my script's been rearranged.
No, there's no one home
In my house of pain
And I'm alone again
Well, if I learned anything from this... It's how to live on my own.
by Death Menace June 13, 2023
Get the House of Painmug. Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances
2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances
2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows The Martin pain
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows The Martin pain
by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021
Get the Martin Painmug.