Human Scum

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

by Wildburr April 26, 2016

human filth

Also know as Donald J. D/trump/f.

Donald drumpf is human filth.

by Trumpo the Clown April 3, 2020

human snorkel

(verb)when you are in a pool naked with a loved one and you go under the water and spread there butt cheeks and suck their butt hole enough to bring oxygen into your own mouth.

Guy:hey wanna do a human snorkel
girl:whats that?
guy:ill spread your ass cheeks under water and wheeze your butt hole which will provide me with stank ass oxygen.
girl:sure...OOOhh OH!

by poo on my chest June 7, 2009

hope in humanity

Hope in humanity is a beautiful thing and can create peace. Sadly it disapeared years ago. and is only used in when exadurating.

I have lost all hope in humanity.

by justatrash May 6, 2016

human corpse

A hilarious way to refer to a cadaver during any stage of decomposition. Especially funny when in the medical training environment due to its unprofessional and disrespectful connotation. Phrase commonly screamed or yelled, especially when drunk but does not exclude sober mention.
Phrase more commonly used to describe humans that are still alive but on the absolute brink of death, humans that live dangerously, humans that are beyond drunk, humans suffering from spine injuries, humans that are "too cool for school", humans that wear Ed Hardy and/or Affliction clothing, humans that over-tan as to resemble a burnt human corpse, humans that are also called "douche-bags", 90% of New Jersey, humans that are of Asian descent, humans that are oblivious to their surroundings, further increasing their chances of becoming a human corpse, humans that are bad drivers, humans that follow and do not lead, humans that are vomiting, humans that are immobile due to drug use, and humans that self-pity.

Murph was moving the cadaver into the freezer when someone screamed, "human corpse!" into the megaphone.

by Skeleton Fishhook December 1, 2010

Human Unit

Also known as an Hu. 1 Human Unit is the average amount of space taken by a single human, usually a 1 to 1.5 foot column around a person who is standing still. Many people like to take up several Hus, especially those who think they are exempt from the 'get the hell out of my personal space' rule.

Human units are used in places like movie theaters, where individuals are only given a certain amount of space, as well as in determining 'maximum occupancy' for any particular public place.

"This bed is made for 2 adults. If you don't want to sleep on the couch, you will learn to take up fewer human units."

- A Wife to her Husband

by Myxomorph June 20, 2009

Human Gucci

Term used to describe one of the 21 century best dancer from SouthKorea EXO Kai. He is known for his head to body Gucci body wear and fashion everywhere he go. He is Gucci ambassador and his name has become an unified terminology for the brand Gucci.

Person 1: Who is that handsome person
Person 2: That the Human Gucci
Person 3: That the Human Gucci from SouthKorea

by Jendeuki June 10, 2019