inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

Horny Poster

A poster that is horny

He's a horny poster!

by Grimlock69 July 25, 2020

Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.

The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.

by dirty monkey March 31, 2015

Horny struggle

When you live in a long distance relationship and their brother's home

A:bro what's wrong?
B:nothing much bro I just got that horny struggle

by Overnightandthen June 1, 2021

Horny Hot

Someone who you’d only date when you’re horny.

John: Becky has a fat ass I think I'm gonna ask her out!
Jake: Nah John she’s horny hot she cheats on every guy she’s been with.

by BigFishareSmallWhale November 2, 2019

Horny Sadness

The feeling of sadness whilst horny

The sadness feeling lonely while horny

I was feeling immense horny sadness because I couldn't get in a relationship.

by The Dic-tionary March 6, 2022

Horny goblin

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass

Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022