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cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise
I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.
by realrd245 February 3, 2012
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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013
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Thai Hooker Bomb

When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.
Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"

Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
by Powd May 14, 2022
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