by Balfdor December 13, 2006
Get the heart attackmug. When two guys sit on each other's asses while penetrating each other looking opposite directions looking like a fucked up face card
"Bro you wanna be top or bottom?", Dude 1
"Can't decide.. King of Hearts?", Cova (Dude 2)
"King of Hearts!" , Dude 1
"Can't decide.. King of Hearts?", Cova (Dude 2)
"King of Hearts!" , Dude 1
by VidKami April 20, 2018
Get the King of Heartsmug. by Jamie H October 28, 2004
Get the Kingdom Heartsmug. High shock value party favorite -whipping out and squeezing your balls AND cock with 1 hand until they turn purple. For emphasis, the free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and sing Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
So then Carl jumped on the coffee table and showed his chicken heart to everyone at the tupperware party!
by Amanda Hugginkiss December 23, 2003
Get the chicken heartmug. by Vanessa January 24, 2005
Get the x-heartmug. -Hey! have you heard? The Kooks release a new album!
-Yes, Junk of the Heart!
-Can’t wait for September 12th !
-Yeah, me neither. They are the best band ever!
-Yes, Junk of the Heart!
-Can’t wait for September 12th !
-Yeah, me neither. They are the best band ever!
by paofrench September 10, 2011
Get the Junk of the Heartmug. Person 1: "Why don't you get a job and do something with your life?"
Person 2 "My girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me! I have a broken heart!"
Person 2 "My girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me! I have a broken heart!"
by TimothyClover September 3, 2010
Get the Broken Heartmug.