off the hook

A truly outrageous party or gathering. To recieve this moniker, the experience should of transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of defintion. The happiness, love and sheer exuberance of it all should of reminded everyone in attendance the joy of what is to be alive. Off the hook is as close as we've got thus far to describe such an event. Use sparingly.

"How was your weekend Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane, completely and utterly off hook!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"

by OB August 24, 2005

Mozz Hook

Mozz Hook - The act of sticking you're index finger into you're own foreskin and retrieving some old dick cheese, then inserting it into someone elses mouth and hooking their cheek.

Jake: "I didn't wash my dick for two weeks so i gave Park a Mozz Hook".

by two7one May 5, 2010

hook it up

Support in the form of a thing or idea that is supplied by an insider to the person requesting to "hook it up"

When my brother found out that I knew some insider information that could make him money, he immidiately asked meto "hook it up".

by CK October 23, 2003

off the hook

to REPRESENT sumtan really amazing

So I's be up at this laaaaadies crib, and she's a like: "You's black torpedo is like bigga than any otha nigga!" And I's be like: "Maaaaan, it's off the hook, BIAAACH!!!"

by The Black Torpedo April 17, 2006

Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

butchers hook

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003