mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

Venkat has a big d

big d

Hey have you seen Venkat?
Oh yea Venkat has a big d

by Venky1213 October 5, 2021

Hitler has a nice cock

What can I say his dick was like this big 8==========================D

Hey have you seen Hitler? Hitler has a nice cock.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty May 27, 2023

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

a speaker has not been elected

What Kevin McCarthy heard way too many times when he tried to secure the speaker's gavel...

More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.

by The Real Driller January 5, 2023

Double decker doo-ha

First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!

I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!

by Theawkwardpiza October 23, 2018

My cat has ocd

A joke about sh

"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."

by hello_its_me April 29, 2022