Phantom Grab

When you reach for a object that isn't there purely out of habit

Mike recently quit smoking and reached for a cigarette that was no longer in his pocket.

Mike: shit man, I just did a Phantom Grab

by PogChamp3 June 6, 2022

penis grabber 2000

I have no friends so this is the only way i can have fun with my nonexistent friends

I am a penis grabber 2000

by MyPickle123 August 21, 2022

National Grab Nuts Day

this one is for the ladies all you gotta do is grab they balls and run

National Grab Nuts Day is when you walk up to a boy have a fake convo and as your walking off grab their balls and run

by DogeCoin55663221 September 1, 2022

Goshen Grabber

A more painful sexual act than “cupping the balls” but not too dissimilar.

It involves a Beacon, peanut butter, and a man named Abe.

Lemiddle could no longer tea bag his victims as Abe had performed the Goshen Grabber on him.

by Danily September 11, 2022

National grab ass and tiddies day

April 13 is national grab ass and tiddies day. So grab that ass and dem tiddies. 🤪

Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”

by bigblackballzz111 April 13, 2023

Double Hand Grab

When a girl jerks you and your friend off when your on either side of her, this resembles a surfer doing a double hand grab air.

Emma just did a huge Double Hand Grab in Jbay!

by Jac_Surf July 24, 2016

Gratuitous breast grab

An opportunity moment for a casual cupping of a breast - often catching the owner by pleasant surprise

“Shaznee was making tea in the kitchen so I took a gratuitous breast grab”

“I love Elise so much that I often take a gratuitous breast grab”

by The Gold Miner December 12, 2017