Goviind

Goviind is generally a type of male who's sort of like a dog but in a good way. Loyal, not afraid to bark at people and will fight anyone who brings him or his peers harm, they are often mentally challenged but always seem to get the job done. Ladies, get you a goviind, they have large penises and sometimes they have 2.

Reginald: What would you say is your ideal best friend

Sum Ting Wong; A goviind would be remarkable

by Jeesos Kriest May 25, 2018

Governing

being fucky, making peoples lives harder, messing with your shit, etc

Anyway, President Obama is going to have to change his style of governing.

by eydsh August 7, 2018

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.

I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.

by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018

Govand

Govand is a lost puppy, he is often very busy and so incredibly mysterious.
Genuienly funny and very kind, he is sensitive and craves a lot of love.

He loves to just wander away into his fantacy world, even tho he does not believe in it, he is also very confusing.

Govand is a lovley person but at the same time could be a pain in the ass.

Communication could be the answer to many of his problems.
Last but not learst, no matter how a Govand looks just the name makes him so damn hot.

Who is that guy on the roof top, watvhing the start all cuddled up with this girl?
Thats Govand, duuhhhh

by wwhhoo February 4, 2019

Govand

Govand,

a non ending cycle of coping

a circle of hoping

a sparkle of helping

a beauty of sorrow he seals
a bright light of duty he feels
a great deal of comfort he reveals

that is that it tells me
those unbearably light eyes

that is what he tells me

those extraordinary green eyes

He is a Govand, always so kind, soft and beautiful

by wwhhoo April 6, 2019

Government

A fascist organisation set up to control and oppress you.

Fuck the government

by Da_Milo_Bob April 27, 2019