i got bitches

A three word sentence that describes a male human being open about having more than one female human being in his disposal.

I got bitches all on my dick,and everyday.Sucking on my balls,licking on my balls.Bitches,they know...stick it in that booty hole,my balls my balls,suck on my balls.

by Ballicker3k18 August 12, 2017

you got juked

Verb: When someone plays a mediocre joke on someone else and they don't fall for it

Person 1: "oh my gosh my phone just broke"
Person 2: "bro no it didn't"
Person 1: "lol yea it's just a prank YOU GOT JUKED

by LilyLenaSophia April 15, 2017

i got united

to be brutally and aggressively dragged out of my United airline seat

I got united by airport security because I wouldn’t fly standby. Dying in the Friendly skies of united

by Shouldveshatthebed April 11, 2017

got da sauce

Jus has it

Jus got da sauce

by Jus wit da sauce March 14, 2017

I Got That Dope

Refered to when you have an extremly expensive or highly wanted object and show it off to some of your pals.

Joe: Hey Bob check this out I Got that Dope
Joe Pulls out a PS3
Bob:Thats cool

by Drainage January 01, 2011

i've got an appointment

A term said (mostly by females) that means they're going to get some dick.

Kayla: what you doing today?
Nancy: girl, i've got an appointment at 3pm.

Kayla: Go get you some ;)

by macaroniluv December 04, 2016

Ain't got no Christmas

Not having any green or red in a card game or activity.

When playing Uno ( or anything with green and red ) and you have no green and red, "You ain't got no Christmas"!

by JF0h December 21, 2011