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The Golden Blend

The Golden Blend is the perfect hand in the card game Solitaire. The best start blend in Solitaire. Requiring near to no moves to solve. Only a few people in the world has gotten the legendary blend, Dating back to early 1800s. With legends living in some people's family tree.
Yes! I got The Golden Blend just like my great great Grandpa got.
by Jacob Karlzone November 25, 2020
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Golden Chair

If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.

A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.
by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021
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Golden Wonder

A blow job given whilst the fallator has a mouth full of crisps.
“Here, I got a bangin Golden Wonder off of Big Shazza last night.”
“Aw cool, what flavour?”
Salt and vinegar, mate.”
“Oooft that sounds stingy.”
“Aye, it was class.”
by Big Shazza March 17, 2021
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Golden Angel

When you take a shit of such velocity, it despatches itself down the u bend and is not visible in the pan. Furthermore, when you wipe your arse, you are delighted to find no poo on the paper, hence a clean exit and a ‘golden angel’.

If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’
I must have been eating well because when I took my dump, it wasn’t just an angel, it was a golden angel - winner!!
by H-J April 10, 2021
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golden gusher

When a man urinates inside a woman during sex and causes her to squirt all over the place while being urinated inside
Lets go back to the bando so I can give you the golden gusher baby!!!!
by BandoQieen April 27, 2021
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Golden Beaver

Extremely attractive, emotional stable woman who is a gainfully employed professional. She has an ample sex drive and willing to experiment. Someone whom you would desire to introduce to your friends and family. In other words, a hot woman who provides her man sex all the time, she isn’t crazy, and she’s very intelligent/self reliant. This individual is rare; a bit like Bigfoot, where there has been “sightings”, but no confirmed evidence that they truly exist. Not to be confused with the “unicorn”.
I thought I met a golden beaver once…. It was dark and a bit hazy at the club…. But the next morning it turns out she was just another beaver. :(
by Bearman September 9, 2023
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Golden tomato

When the vagina is so good it has you hooked. You will do anything for that piece of vagina.
What does she have a golden tomato?
by The Tiguere Will December 3, 2021
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