Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(

Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!

by Gardening_Tool October 04, 2018

atomic garden

Great song by punk band Bad Religion

What an atomic garden!

by Punkrocker!!! May 16, 2023

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 11, 2019

Sham Garden

A religious institution that does not follow its own belief system.

“I honestly know any churches I can point you in the direction to go to, this town is full of sham gardens.” - Danielle H.

by LIStrong128 March 08, 2024

Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.

Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.

by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 19, 2021

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017

girl garden

The mons pubis of a woman.

Going out with Tony on Saturday.

That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?

Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.

by Shuaman September 09, 2018