by Cummy worm November 18, 2010
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by BADRIVEROUTLAW March 29, 2004
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A brand of car and truck that sometimes makes some legit cars. Most of the time they are POS. But so are all American car companies.
Drive a Ford, you drive the best, drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, If it weren't for Fords, our tools would rust.
Drive a Ford, you drive the best, drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, If it weren't for Fords, our tools would rust.
"Oh Jimmy just bought his new Ford f150 and had to get his transmission replaced. Darn my Chevy 1500 had to get it's tranny replaced. How can those damn union workers sleep at night?"
Ironically the author drives an American car.
Ironically the author drives an American car.
by American car driver April 5, 2010
Get the Ford mug.As a matter of fact, the Ford Five Hundred will no longer be the name of the car. The Ford Company decided to stop production of the older roly-poly, boat-like Taurus, and name the Five Hundred the new Taurus mainly because of customer recognition for the 2008 brand.They also decided to name nearly every Ford car to start with an F except the Taurus; i.e. Fusion, Focus, Freesytle, F-Series... They decided that this was a good marketing move instead of actually competing with the reliable Japanese cars (most of which are made in America).
My buddy: I think I'm going to buy a Ford Five Hundred.
Me: Why is that?
My buddy: Because I like their marketing scheme. Most of the cars start with F's and 95% of their commercials only talk about the styling and how cool the car looks. Not the reliability, dependability, or resale value. It's a good company, I also saw you can stop an airplane on their commercial!
Me: You're an idiot.
Me: Why is that?
My buddy: Because I like their marketing scheme. Most of the cars start with F's and 95% of their commercials only talk about the styling and how cool the car looks. Not the reliability, dependability, or resale value. It's a good company, I also saw you can stop an airplane on their commercial!
Me: You're an idiot.
by Andrewww November 24, 2007
Get the Ford Five Hundred mug.Old car made by Ford in the 1970's which is nothing more than a smaller Crown Vic. It's slower with an engine smaller than the Vic's by 600cc but it's still pretty good and it can still take a pretty good beating. Ideal for taxi use, police use, and demolition derby competition.
1. Ever since the cab company got Ford Grenadas, I don't feel like driving anymore!
2. Fuck! Grenada with flashing lights on my tail!
3. I was competing in the demolition derby and my Ford Grenada survived all the heats and won! it still runs!
2. Fuck! Grenada with flashing lights on my tail!
3. I was competing in the demolition derby and my Ford Grenada survived all the heats and won! it still runs!
by FuckFuckTrolololololololStupid July 18, 2012
Get the Ford Grenada mug.1) A terrible (awesome) car made by Ford in 1970-1980 that would explode if rearended
2) a metaphor for anal
2) a metaphor for anal
by Amxela December 25, 2015
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