Exploding Cigar 

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.

Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.

Exploding Cigar by ArkySaw August 2, 2019

explosiphobia 

The irrational fear of objects capable of popping or exploding. This includes but is not limited to, propane tanks, gasoline, oxygen, fireworks, weapons, and even balloons.

His explosiphobia intesified at the sight of the balloon animals

explosiphobia by J-Thatch November 10, 2019

explosive thai diarrhoea 

u will die. Ur ass will explode if u catch this deadly disease. Keep clear of thai potatoes or face this type of diarrhoea.

Boy: I HAVE EXPLOSIVE THAI DIARRHOEA HELP ME IMMA DIE

explosive thai diarrhoea by orangasm February 2, 2020

Explosive Bro-sivness 

During an event where an individual starts to yell and scream BRO YES or BRO HELL NO, COME ON BRO

During our beer pong game David was definitely using Explosive Bro-sivness by yelling come on bro! Balls back bro house rules bro take a sip bro

Explosive Bro-sivness by stopJohnnystop March 4, 2020

Exploding Tomcat 

A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.

I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.

Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...

This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat

Exploding Tomcat by The WanderingTrader April 9, 2020

Exploding Kittens Nope Card

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Bill: Uno Reverse Card
Bob: Exploding Kittens Nope Card

Exploding Kittens Nope Card by R3Ked May 26, 2020

Explosive diarrhea 

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.

Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.

Explosive diarrhea by Onepump man August 18, 2020