National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

eli hand

eli hand has a massive dick

that’s all eli hands just got a big dick

by notelihand May 16, 2022

Eli's Gaming Skill

An alternate way to say the word "invisible"
Another way to say something doesn't exist

Bro your dick is Eli's gaming skill

by Mr. Garrison's Mr. Slave May 20, 2022

Eli Assist

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.

Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Eli Assist

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.

“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Elis

Good-looking, high iq, handsome and the best. The best person you could find!

"Elis is the best! I wish my boyfriend was an Elis!"

by Kexet June 2, 2022

Eli

Eli is a great guy who never forgets his girl just like me.He's always caring about me and will never dump me.He loves me so much and he loves me with all his heart.

Hey there's Eli's girlfriend.She's so lucky to have a guy like him.

by Tomorrow's gal friend December 15, 2021