A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022
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I’d wish eli came over here to give me that whip of his and show me how to use it
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But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
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But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
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