Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.

People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Real Definition

Things that you need to deliberately search for to get. They rarely appear as the word of they day.

BTW if you search up "real definition" and scroll down enough, you'll see a fake name definition that claims to be a "real definition" in the very title. Don't be fooled. It's another fake name definition that took the extra mile to claim it's a real one

You'd have a better chance of living until the universe disappears than finding a real definition here.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

The Definition of Pretty Boy

Tyresse🫶

Tyresse is the definition of pretty boy. He is the prettiest boy to exist. He is just so perfect

by EmEm03 December 26, 2022

Name definition

Something that is everywhere on the internet, and needs to be deleted.

Usually made by the person who has the name, one of their friends, or (if the definition demonizes them) one of their enemies.

P.S.: Someone sneaked a name definition in here by calling their definition "Name Definition: Susan" instead of "Susan" so that it pops up when looking up "name definition" on this site. The definition itself is just another generic name definition that praises anyone with the name. Still don't know why the person who put this name definition decided to make it pop up when looking up "name definition" on this site. Do they want to troll everyone looking that up with one?

God damn I hate these name definitions. Someone even made a name definition for the name Susan and named it "Name Definition: Susan" so that it pops up when you look up "name definition" here, and it's just an ordinary annoying name definition that praises whoever has that name other than how it's named. That is just pure evil.

by Silicosis9324 May 7, 2023

your definition will be reviewed soon

im new here and i just released some cool definitions i want the world to know and i hope it wont take long as other definitions says

you create a definition and hope it will be reviewed soon, also you are new here. so you are hopeful your definition will be reviewed soon

by jktech July 3, 2023

This Definition

The definition you are currently reading which is a definition from a definition which is from a definition etc…
I’m confused.
This will get rejected i swear…

Timmy: “Why are you reading This Definition, John?”
John: “Because it’s funny.”

by flamenolimit July 28, 2023

By definition

OHO! Who the fuck is that now!? Very shrewd! Wow!

Hym "Platonic by definition, huh? Ha! I like her! Hahaha! That was good! I liked that. I'm like a dictionary guy so I'm showing my biases a little bit but that was very concise."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023