December 12

National fuck your best friend day.

James: Hey eli lemme smash.
Eli: That's pretty gay.
James: Its december 12th!
Eli: Ight bet.

by Rad Grandpa December 11, 2020

29th december

29th December is the day that the biggest dicks is born so if you're lucky and your partner is born in 29th December take a trip down his pants and see for yourself.

Her:So when is your birthday
Him:29th December and you?
Her:wait did you say 29th December?!
Him:yeah why?
Her:how long is your dick?
Him:wtf almost 8 inches lol.
Her:you're e mine.

by Real facts just so u know October 19, 2019

11th December

National ‘best person’ day

It is the 11th December today it is national best persons day

by Klaus Mikaelsons Wife December 6, 2020

Don’t do it December

For all those who failed no nut November and want a second chance or for those bold enough to keep no nut November going for another month, Don’t do it December is a sequel to No nut November.

Even tho I failed no nut November I still have a shot at Don’t do it December

by Max the golfer November 12, 2017

Springtime in December

A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.

Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December

by Liberation Theology November 14, 2019

December 24

If you were born on this day then you messed up the Christmas plans

hey that kid was born in December 24

by Pencilsharpener123 November 11, 2019

december 7

The day we honor the lives lost in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Rest In Peace to Avdol, May we spend December 7th mourning him

by Jojobizarre October 15, 2019