cyber pester

To cyber pester someone is to repeatedly and playfully annoy them online — sending too many messages, memes, tags, reactions, or notifications. It’s a lighthearted, non-threatening version of cyberstalking: still irritating, but more goofy than scary.

1. “Don’t cyber pester me right now; I’m busy.”
2. “He tried to cyber pester me all morning with dumb memes.”
3. “If you cyber pester your ex again, you’re going to regret it.”
4. “My brother will cyber pester the whole family group chat until someone responds.”

by Bobo the clown November 16, 2025

Cyber flash

Sounds like really cool superheroes final attack sending the villain blasting to another universe but no it’s just ur bf Patrick whipping his nob out on call

“I’ve got my nob out rn”

“Oh…”
You’ve been cyber flashed

by Snigglemaster December 7, 2025

Cyber Sleuth: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cyber Sleuth: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cyber Sleuth; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

cyber clap

cyber clap is clapping ass cheeks over the phone. so phone sex from the back.

i asked my girlfriend to cyber clap that ass on my phone.

by sisiii March 3, 2025

cyber concession

Social media accounts of foreign embassies on Chinese platforms could post relatively sensitive content without being blocked by the censorship system.

How can the German embassy post this without being blocked?
Welp, their posts are in cyber concession.

by JK Doddle June 3, 2023

cyber punch

To punch someone technologically.

“I wish I could go through this screen and punch them but for now I’ll just cyber punch”

by jj2024 June 22, 2024