Cum cereal

When one uses cum for a bowl of cereal instead of milk, preferably on cap'n crunch.

" Welcome to the basement burger bar, can i take your order?"
" Yes, I'll have the Cum cereal with a side of horse fluid."

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

cum check

Checking if there's no cum for evidence left on the toilet or anywhere you masturbated

I had to do a final cum check because my dad was going to use the bathroom after me

by Yoyoman24 August 12, 2015

Cum chamber

An isolated and decrepit small space with shower heads filled with aged semen and rotting bodily fluids on all surrounding walls, often used as a torture device.

"Corbin best tyson and put him inside the cum chamber yesterday."

by Cursed_Samosa July 1, 2019

Cum Cobain

The act of accidentally or meaningfully ejaculating on your own face.

Mike: Ya bro, when I pulled out my dick it shot up and I blew a load all over my face!
Craig: Damn man you totally Cum Cobained yourself lmao

by Ty Murphy May 23, 2019

cum lolly

speaks for itself really. lolly made of cum.

thanks for the cum lolly!
no problem, sharon

by Berek n Derekl September 27, 2017

Cum Thief

A girl who tries to steal your cum in order to have a baby. Dads all around the world should advise their boys that girls WILL steal your cum in order to get child support. This term was introduced by OMGITSFIREFOXX during a FACK BOII FRIDAY STREAM.

Sonja was named cum thief after she "tried to clean up the cum on the sheet." She later had a baby, got child support and lived happily ever after.

by iiaequalisii May 6, 2016

Cum room

The amount of room needed in between a male and their partner in or to not be bruised by projectile cum.

There wasn’t enough cum room and I hurt my wife’s back with my cum.

by Conor hawk July 19, 2020