California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California

Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .

by Big boy Bob January 9, 2022

Trim A Cow

This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving

Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!

by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 21, 2021

Who is this cow?!

Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit

Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!

by emeliano May 27, 2018

Muscle Cow

A boner that lasts for a long period of time for no reason, or if you've taken too much viagra.

Dude yesterday I had a freaking muscle cow during that lecture and I swear everybody noticed.

by JoshTheManWassup April 4, 2011

Cow Sack

An insult used to describe a person who pissed you off. Or to describe a slut who's gonna get pregnant at an early age.

"Ugh, she's just never gonna give up! She such a cow sack!"

by Floshanda June 16, 2015

Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.

Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”

by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020

jeremy cow

jeremy.mp4
cow cow cow cow cow
death
cow cow cow cow cow
cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge

spin again

"have u watched jeremy.mp4?"
"yus."
"good."
"cow cow cow cow cow."
"jeremy cow is eplioljko."

by jeremy cow December 6, 2021