Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Chocolate Sunglasses

The sexual act of a male pooping on the lenses of a pair of sunglasses, then sticking it to the female's eyes.

Hey Dallas' mom, I just gave you chocolate sunglasses.

by Anita B. Jainow February 21, 2008

chocolate freedom

A dessert served in the White House. Also, the staff's code name for the president.

Zach Galifianakis asks the White House staff, "Is Chocolate Freedom your code name for the president?"

by Vanilla Kisses October 15, 2014

Birth a Chocolate Smurf

Slang for excreting fecal matter.

"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"

by The Duke of Alcatraz October 4, 2008

chocolate necktie

When one fucks a girl in the butt, removes his poo streaked penis and then titty fucks her.

That bitch is still wearing the chocolate necktie I gave her last week.

by Mike Lawyer November 16, 2003

Chocolate Cake Delivery Man

This is an African American male, usually of a dark complexion very attractive usually called to perform sex services. A splackavellie

Hey Hey hey...dont cry baby...the Chocolate Cake Delivery man is here ready to give you that chocolate bar..with that smooth creamy Cocoa Butter...that natural protein to give your skin that morning glow...

by Keovani® October 24, 2007

Chocolate Swirl

When someones head gets dunked and flushed in a toilet with full of poop.

The bully gave the kid a Chocolate Swirl.

by Travis55 December 7, 2011