claimway

it is a side for claims

i love claimway slids

by mike hough February 20, 2009

Claimstorming

Hosting a meeting under the guise of a brainstorming session, with the sole intent of tricking others into completing a project you have absolutely no clue how to complete on your own. The claimstorming process is considered ‘complete’ when--at some point in the future--the meeting organizer claims full credit for any successful ideas, takeaways and activities resulting from the meeting.

Look out, guys. Cate was asked by her boss to find a target audience for our next product. We all know she couldn't find her ass if you let her use both hands, so I wonder how many of us will get pulled into her three-hour claimstorming session this afternoon?

by Bart Mann November 26, 2013

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015

claimedinstinct

The greatest gamer in the planet, a complete god at fornite

Server: *claimedInstinct has joined the game*
Cumsterdestrouer91: holy shit did claimedInstinct just join the game
Fapper106: omg he did
Cumsterdestrouer91: I don’t want to get destroyed... let’s leave this game
Server: *cumsterdestrouer91 and fapper106 have left the game*

by Yungcoleslaw May 16, 2018

Claimer

A closested gay man who claims or gathers straight men as “friends” and attempts to seduce them.

See there he goes again, that claimer grabbing another straight guy.

by C45.45ggg September 2, 2019

Claimingagate

An anxious kid who is constantly unsure of himself in everything and feels like a failure. Occasionally wants your gate.

claimingagate :aha!! this gate is mine

you : wait what!

by claimingagate October 18, 2020

Claimor

When you take a fatty glob of old goo you scraped off a terp pen or comparable chiefing apparatus. (Derived from the similarity in feeling of huffin a literal M18 Claymore explosive device)

"You're saving that?"
"Ya I'm gonna take a henious Claimor in like a month"

by Martywhips January 5, 2021