Caveman Death Metal

a style of death or brutal death metal that's composed of simplistic and primitive tones, high distortion shredding guitars and guttural vocals, even more guttural than your average death metal bands, they resemble an actual caveman screaming into a cave. Some notable bands are 200 Stab Wounds, or Sanguisagabogg. Usually not even considered a style or subgenre by many, and more of a inside joke, or something made up by niche idiots in the extreme metal community.

Person 1; "Yo, I listen to caveman death metal bands"

Person 2; "The fuck is that?" *listening to Cannibal Corpse*
Person 1 *plays dissonant chords, guttural noises, and banging drums*
Person 2; "Oh, that shit brutal"

by Alexis P June 12, 2023

Cave Man Economics

When you would do anything, including taking a club to every person you know, to see top line revenue grow, even if it means eroding profitability and making no money.

Investors: Evan, what's with your financials lately? Revenue is exploding, but you're hemorrhaging cash faster than ever. Do you ever plan to turn a profit? Are you still reading that book on cave man economics?

Evan Spiegel: OOO OOO AHH AHH BIG NUMBER GOOD SMALL NUMBER BAD OOO OOO AHH AHH

by evan spiegel June 13, 2023

Caveman Cable

Sitting and watching a campfire.

Dude, it's getting dark. Let's grab a beer and watch some Caveman Cable.

by Griff the Impaler June 27, 2023

Cavemansplain

Verb
Cavemansplaining; Camemansplained

Using 3 or less words to explain what something is, why something exists or how something works. The absolute opposite of 'mansplain'. Usually accompanied by a grunt or shriek.

Let me cavemansplain this to you, so you can understand.

by Lumimatty August 10, 2023

Caves and Cliffs

A double entendre, may refer to either;

A.) Minecraft update 1.18 "Caves and Cliffs", or

B.) The sexual act of dragging one's tongue from a man's butthole continuously to the glans of his penis during intercourse. May be used to sensually transition between types of oral sex, such as a rim- and blowjob in this case.

John: Derek and I recently tried that new 'Caves and Cliffs' thing together!

Tom: You mean the new Minecraft update right? You mean 'played Minecraft together', right?

John: . . .

by Empyraon August 19, 2023

Cease and Desist

I mean, you'd think I would have gotten one of these... Right? Like, if what I've done here was so horrible someone would have taken legal action and I would have gotten something in the mail or an email or something... Right? Like... Is that not a strange thing?

Hym "I mean, you'd think I would have gotten a cease and desist or something, right? I mean, can you imagine a guy DOING THIS and the just... nothing? NOTHING happens!? Why is that the case!? Really! I mean, the quality of television and movies radically improved but that's like THE OPPOSITE of what you'd think would happen, isn't it? How am I the only one baffled here? Imagine explain this to someone. What is the first question they would ask? You go into detail about everything I've done and what do you think they would ask? 'Well, what happened?' NOTHING! NOTHING HAPPENED. Well, nothing that wasn't ALREADY HAPPENING. And then they would give you some confused look and you'd be all 'Yeah, crazy right?' I do see how this is a thing that is happening and the fact that the people around me are in no way amenable to reason is something that should be disconcerting to everyone.:

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

Face Cave

A mouth

Shut your face cave!

I can't wait to shovel this pad thai into my face cave.

by ThesauRoss April 29, 2010