Canadian Football

The sexual term:
The act of receiving oral sex from your partner, then orgasming on their face, This simple action is followed by placing a large football helmet on the person, backwards. And proceeding to throw them down the stairs.

Man: "dude last night my girl gave me really crappy head, so we played a little Canadian football after she finished."

by Andy SW June 15, 2008

Canadian broadcaster

A person who disregards injury of words (ironic to the profession) and proceeds to make fun of someone else's mannerisms, costumes, or dance styles, eluding to that person's possible homosexual lifestyle. In manner of what was done to Johnny Weir after his Olympic men's figure skating routines by broadcasters in Vancouver.

Korina: "He's wearing pink and knows more about fashion sense than me. He *must be gay." Mercedez: "OMG. He just shops at someplace other than the Salvation Army. Don't be such a Canadian broadcaster."

by thedimbulb February 21, 2010

chubby canadian

The state of having sexual arousal but not being erect enough to preform adequate sexual intercourse. This condition occurs occasionally when preforming sexual intercourse several times in a row as well as when you have had a bit too much to drink. Recovery is as simple as allowing the girl to preform fellatio until proper performance can be achieved

I was about to go inside her, and then realized i had a chubby canadian

by Lukie Luke October 1, 2010

canadian mounty

Most bad@$$, mother fucker you'll ever meet

a canadian mounty, nuf said.

by Afanofourbadassmounties February 17, 2009

Canadian microwave

A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.

Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

canadian jew

a canadian that joins the u.s. marines

"hey ya canadian jew"

by seth dowie February 4, 2008

Canadian Bacum

When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.

Canadian guy 27 talking to Canadian girl 25: hey you want to fuck?
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!

by Faggot74 July 30, 2016