Greed cakes

A delicious snack cake that you don't want to share with anyone else. Common examples would be: chocolate cream filled cup cakes, Ring Dings, Ding Dongs, Suzy Q's, Little Debbies, Zingers, Drakes Cakes, etc.

Yo bro' back off my greed cakes! I'm gonna woffenberg them all by myself.

by FrankyDNYC November 18, 2015

kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022

Cake Void

The feelings produced when one's significant other fails to produce a birthday, as is appropriate.

Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.

by Imonagoat February 25, 2011

jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011

Scratch cake

Cake that is made from scratch. Using base ingredients.

Hey this is some good scratch cake.

by Moishere May 3, 2018

raisin cake

One who appears to be out of place, usually related to social class.

Looking like a raisin cake, he wore a tank top, shirts and flip flops in the first class section.

by WakeWorld February 28, 2016

rakin' cake

Making an enormous amount of money.

The city is rakin' cake with the last tax increase.

by scott5834 May 14, 2008