Colombian columbine 

A sexual position where the receiving partner is dressed in a school girl outfit lying on their back. While the giving partner has eaten spicy Mexican food and is lying in a 69 position overtop. Similar to the Cleveland steamer shits in the face of the receiving partner. Usually in a explosive diarrhea kind of spray

My boyfriend gave me the Colombian columbine of my life last night.

Colombian columbine by LtMcRo July 6, 2025

Columbina Hyposelenia

Little dove beneath the moon

My name is Columbina Hyposelenia.

Columbina Hyposelenia by notalittledove February 10, 2026

colombia vada serr

saying meaning “Colombia never dies”. it’s never actually used, it just sounds cool

“BAD BUNNY SHOUTED US OUT DURING THE SUPER BOWL, COLOMBIA VADA SERR!!”

colombia vada serr by UncleBartholomew223 February 17, 2026

Colombian throat itch 

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.

Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

Colombian throat itch by Andyrollie July 21, 2025

Colombian Credit Card 

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.

Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”

Colombian Credit Card by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025

Colombian Fingertrap 

As someone is about to fart, plug their asshole with your finger, as instinct they will clench; thus leaving your finger in a stinky, Colombian Fingertrap.

Works best after eating colombian food For colombian farts

Can you Colombian Fingertrap me

Colombian Fingertrap by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

Colombian Snowplough 

When you rack up a line of cocaine on a girls ass but she farts before you get to sniff it and you end up with a face full of snow

I made a big line of coke on her ass last night but she farted before I sniffed it.

What happened?

My face was white and it looked like a colombian snowplough had gone past me

Colombian Snowplough by The Plumber Jezza J August 29, 2025