Chicago flicker gooning

When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
God damn those Chicago flicker gooning gooners there gonna flood the streets
by Not south side February 09, 2025
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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 01, 2021
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Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out
I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser
by IdiotFlower December 15, 2021
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Chicago Hope Kid

A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha
You’re Not a Chicago Hope Kid
by Tåtyäńå October 23, 2019
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Chicago back handy

When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”
by Gripster August 30, 2023
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the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.
"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"
by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020
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Chicago rat hole

A famous hole in the sidewalks of chicago shaped like a rat
by Beans the rat wizard March 09, 2024
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