Chicago back handy

When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.

“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”

by Gripster August 29, 2023

Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 27, 2024

The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.

"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021

Chicago

City if corruption.

"Chicago is killing Illinois."

by Albino namekian October 27, 2022

chicago

Chicago. One of the most amazing people. He will always try to comfort you while being a complete idiot. He’s usually out of a relationship and not willing to get back in. Has trust issues but it’s fine.

Yo did you hear about chicago

Yea dude my mans just jumped of a cliff

by Iamirresponsibleinways December 5, 2019

Chicago Bears

The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.

The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2023

Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.

Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party

by MdoubleT December 25, 2023