To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.
"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"
by disnywhite June 23, 2009
Get the ultra blastmug. One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.
Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
by _finest January 8, 2018
Get the Splatter-blastmug. by cccdav April 30, 2015
Get the birthday blastmug. When you take a Wendy's frosty float with cherry coke and a Taco Bell baja blast and mix them together.
by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009
Get the Frosty Blastmug. Burg Blasting is the act of participating in sexual activity while a close friend has passed out nearby. Usually the sleeping individual does not wake up, and thus does not interfere, however that has been known to not always be the case. The passed out friend may or may not urinate on himself, talk in his sleep, or become ill. Tents have been a common place for these acts to occur.
James: Dude, did you hook up with that slam piece last night?
Cody: Hell yeah bro, Ben was passed out in the room too.
James: You Burg Blasting Son of a Bitch!
Cody: yeah dude, smell my finger.
Cody: Hell yeah bro, Ben was passed out in the room too.
James: You Burg Blasting Son of a Bitch!
Cody: yeah dude, smell my finger.
by Das Burglar April 30, 2010
Get the Burg Blastmug. Justin: "I'm so going to give that girl, Allison, a Baja Blast later."
Nate: "The drink?"
Justin: "Nah, dude. The kind that you give with deeeeezzzz nuuuuutttttssss."
Nate: "The drink?"
Justin: "Nah, dude. The kind that you give with deeeeezzzz nuuuuutttttssss."
by AzaleasSuck August 19, 2014
Get the Baja Blastmug. ------------------------------------------------------
#1
Someone playing loud music so no one else around can hear each other
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#2
Loud music in general.
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#1
Someone playing loud music so no one else around can hear each other
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#2
Loud music in general.
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EXAMPLE: 1
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*Walking Past Loud Music*
Dave: Don't you think the music is too loud?
Jonny: What did you say?!
*Walk Away From The Music*
Dave: they're really Blasting Ass
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EXAMPLE: 2
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Robert: Did you get any sleep last night?
Danny: Sadly no.
Robert: How come?
Danny: Well my neighbor were Blasting Ass all night.
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EXAMPLE: 1
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*Walking Past Loud Music*
Dave: Don't you think the music is too loud?
Jonny: What did you say?!
*Walk Away From The Music*
Dave: they're really Blasting Ass
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EXAMPLE: 2
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Robert: Did you get any sleep last night?
Danny: Sadly no.
Robert: How come?
Danny: Well my neighbor were Blasting Ass all night.
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by Davy Crockett June 5, 2017
Get the Blasting Assmug.