Beer Goggles Prank

When an attractive woman seduces an intoxicated male and sleeps with him. Early the next morning the woman will have her very unattractive friend take her place in bed, and wait until the man wakes up. He will then look over at who he thought was a smokin hotty and then start freaking out

Jen: "Hey, Kate, how was your Friday night?"

Kate: "Pretty good, I hooked up with some guy, then the next morning Denise took my place and gave him quite a scare."

Jen: "ahh the old Beer Goggles Prank, eh?"

by ZCDMJPIC June 18, 2010

Beer Cheer

The feeling of happiness that results from drinking copious amounts of beer

Do you feel the beer cheer yet?

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Beer Balls

When a man is so intoxicated that he cannot bust a nut during sexual intercourse.

We went at it for an hour but I had beer balls so I had to call it quits.

by Truth, Duty, Don't get caught October 27, 2019

whiffle beer

A variant of whiffle ball (a variant of baseball) played with a plastic ball and bat and a cooler full of beer. The game is played like a regular baseball game with rules adapted to the number of players and the quirks of the playing field. Some rules include:
"The Beer Inning," Usually at the top of every inning, depending on the size of the beer supply.
Each batter has to hit left handed on every third at bat.
"The seventh inning blunt."

After school we're gonna go play some whiffle beer. You in?
Fuck yea I'm in.

by pinecone May 24, 2006

beer hoe

A girl or group of girls that you party with because you know you will get fucked after they drink a few beers. You never would date or marry a beer hoe but they are fun to party with. And remember Beer Hoe's are like baseball cards, their meant to be traded between friends.

Yo player, call dem beer hoe's up and lets get the fuckfest started. And tell dem bitch's to bring the beer....

18 pack of beer: $12
box of condoms: $6
Sharing a Beer Hoe with friends: Priceless

by devilfish April 6, 2006

beer

the true nectar of life

-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.

by Duffman August 11, 2003

beer

its what my daddy drinks before he beats me

daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee

by supdude54 May 28, 2008