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bacon strips

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
by Mark Anthony Hinton April 19, 2006
mugGet the bacon stripsmug.

Roblox Bacons

Roblox Bacons are players that just started; or however, like the look of an Bacon. Copy and Pastes and their boyfriend, (aka Slenders) bully bacons due to bacons just starting, start with no robux. Another word for Bacons are Noobs, which are almost the same thing. Roblox Bacons are called "bacons" due to the brown look of their hair. Pal Hair is most likely to be called Bacon Hair.
Teresa: Hey, I heard of this game Roblox, Chad! Play with me?

Chad: Already heard of that game. Theres no point. You just start as a stupid Roblox Bacon. I bully Roblox Bacons cause I'm a rich Slender and I got a girlfriend.

Teresa: Whatever Chad..Copy and Pastes copy outfits, they aren't unique!!
by choi_re August 17, 2021
mugGet the Roblox Baconsmug.

bacon hairs

Dumbasses that are extremely common in a game known as roblox.
extremely unfunny or overrated.
they are either a 2 year old toddler or a retarded tiktoker that makes unfunny jokes.
very difficult to find a bacon hair that has common sense.
These bacon hairs are fucking annoying.
I wanna squish every single bacon hairs face
by Peoplehater1234 April 22, 2022
mugGet the bacon hairsmug.

Panda Bacon

Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy
by PubeLuver14 July 4, 2009
mugGet the Panda Baconmug.

muffin bacon

The excess layer of skin that sticks out of a vagina, basically a roast beef curtain or third lip
I was trying to go down on this girl but her Muffin Bacon was in the way so I had to clothes pin it up out of the way
by BrandonAldo February 21, 2014
mugGet the muffin baconmug.

Bacon Cupcake

When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.

Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
by Creamymiddle November 24, 2009
mugGet the Bacon Cupcakemug.

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