Smyrna Bangs can be achieved from curling your bangs, spraying with hairspray, then teasing your bangs with a comb or pick and spraying with hair spray again. The higher and stiffer you can get them the better.
She must use a whole can of Aqua Net to get those Smyrna Bangs so stiff and high. I bet a tornado couldn't mess those Smyrna Bangs up.
A form of oriental foreplay in which a midget with bad taste in music drives past you in his car and you run your car into the back of his and scream "AND THEN!??!"
Woah guys sorry I'm late I was just out playing soccer and this faggot ran into me. Some sort of Mongkock bangsuck - or was it Mongkong Bangsaeng??