One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.
Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
by _finest January 08, 2018
danny takes ur girl down to east bottom, punches her in the jaw knocking her out, and procedes to fuck her. this is similar to the sticky pharaoh
by bizaaa October 29, 2009
by Jordan vovovo May 25, 2017
To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.
"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"
by disnywhite June 24, 2009
a term used for a sex partner to whom one has no attachments.
a sex partner that has no issues with filling every orifice with your seed.
a sex partner that has no issues with filling every orifice with your seed.
Hey Jim, this is my blast bucket, Diane.
If she wasnt such a blast bucket I wouldnt have child support on six kids.
If she wasnt such a blast bucket I wouldnt have child support on six kids.
by Leywhozayher December 31, 2011
Justin: "I'm so going to give that girl, Allison, a Baja Blast later."
Nate: "The drink?"
Justin: "Nah, dude. The kind that you give with deeeeezzzz nuuuuutttttssss."
Nate: "The drink?"
Justin: "Nah, dude. The kind that you give with deeeeezzzz nuuuuutttttssss."
by AzaleasSuck August 19, 2014
by Assclapatous April 14, 2019