Awkward Smile

When you say something wired to someone new or embarrass yourself in front of people or that on girl named Ammie.

I dropped a box full of markers in class, picked it up and looked at everyone and gave them an awkward smile.

by EverythingIsMeaningless September 20, 2019

Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.

Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!

by woopdidoop May 16, 2018

Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."

I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"

by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017

the awkward prom

When you fuck in the backseat of a car at 1 in the morning in the parking lot of a school after prom.

Did you hear that Sarah and John did the awkward prom last night?

by Theawkwardprom.com April 6, 2017

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017

playing awkward

Someone that is not awkward but for reasons better known to themselves gives another this persona.

Some people play hard to get, she just enjoys winding people up... playing awkward!

by skypoet May 29, 2017

awkward henry

When your gun is half-cocked. Or in other words, your dick.

Dude, me and my girlfriend were making out last night and I totally had an awkward Henry the entire time.

by awkwardhenry May 9, 2016