awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017

Awkwardness

Any group of teenage boys, especially in the presence of an attractive female.

Look at that awkwardness of kids acting like idiots.

by AdhesiveSeaMonkey January 15, 2024

awkward cunt

A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week

Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?

Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week

by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016

Strawberry Awkward

Strawberry awkward refers to a type of awkward feeling. To pinpoint this, strawberry awkward refers to the awkward feeling of being around a friend and their boyfriend or girlfriend. You are pushed aside from the conversation left with nothing of value to include while they enjoy their time together.

I was feeling so strawberry awkward that I put my headphones on when my friend and her boyfriend were laughing together.

I’m doing nothing, it is strawberry awkward so I left them alone and put my headphones on.

by Warrior571 November 3, 2025

awkward stops

a Mainly AnDrogenous frienD who likEs to play with Balls of multiplE coLors and Loves to Eat macaRoni.

There are so many awkward stops in my gym class that i dont even know what to do with myself; they panic every time we engage in a friendly game of dodgeball.

by Yoda Status Lover December 4, 2010

Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.

"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****

by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010

Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021