scales

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.

Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!

by Cam-da-man March 5, 2022

1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

The scale on how hot a female is, is Antarctica and 10 is the center of the Sun.

Jenna walks by
Tom: "Aw man, she's a 10 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale and I'm a 1..."

by MrTechno October 2, 2016

COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

scale of attraction

The scale of attraction is the 1-10 rating system of used to describe both men and woman, mainly by physical attractiveness. There may be multiple ratings for one person for different characteristics or parts of body, or just one. It is usually used to simplify the act of describing how one thinks of another's body. Because of this, the rating of one often differs from someone else's rating.

"... so on the scale of attraction, I think Rose is a rocky 6 or 5"
"nah man, the ass is there, but no tits and she has a butter face, I'd give her a 4"

"Jacob's personality is a solid 8, but his looks are a 5"

by anti swag September 6, 2016

Reiner Scale

A deterministic factor used to compare whether a band is more awesome then doing karaoke at Reiner's house. So named after Robert Reiner who played the character of Meathead in All in the Family. He threw legendary parties where people played role playing games and sung karaoke.

Where does the band rate on the Reiner scale?

by Mrpgmr June 23, 2023

Scale

The thing that tells me I’m to fat for life

“Hey son did you check your weight on the scale and did you loose weight you fat ass?”
“...yes dad”

by Microsoft12 June 9, 2019

goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.

1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.

by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017