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Carmelo Anthony

American basketball player for the NBA's New York Knicks. Born May 29, 1984 in Brooklyn, NY. Widely considered by anyone who isn't a complete retard to be the most overrated athlete in the history of ANY sport. Ever. Fool's gold. Plays defense like France did in WW2. Scores 25ppg, yet is directly responsible for other team scoring 50ppg. Only player in league history who can lead league in scoring yet make his team significantly worse. Is to NBA as Donald Trump is to the business world. Lazy, slovenly, self-serving; the perfect Knick. Would need to average 20 assists per game and give entire salary to homeless for next 10 years to be elevated to the status of merely selfish.
Billy: "Man, I gave Shaniqua $5 to buy a scratch off and she won $5000. Not only did she not give me any, she didn't even pay me back my $5!"

Johnny: "Dude, she really Carmelo Anthony'd you on that deal."
by jokeinthebox May 16, 2011
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Anthony

a person with a big tummy and a booming voice
Yo momma so big and loud, she's like an anthony.
by legato July 25, 2012
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About the size of an ant in your mind, but still a pain in the @$$
He's an anthole, isn't he?
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anthoneh

china man who eats chinese food. at times can be gay but sometimes he can be very gay. owns 20 acres of land
1)Anthoneh ur such a faggot. Go back to chinese.

2)Anthoneh can u see out of ur eyes

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Anthropomorphism

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In this illustration by Milo Winter of the Aesop's fable, The North Wind and the Sun, an anthropomorphic North Wind tries to strip a traveler of his cloak.

Anthropomorphism is any attribution of human characteristics (or characteristics assumed to belong only to humans) to animals, non-living things, phenomena, material states, objects or abstract concepts, such as organizations, governments, spirits or deities. The term was coined in the mid 1700s.12 Examples include animals and plants and forces of nature such as winds, rain or the sun depicted as creatures with human motivations, and/or the abilities to reason and converse. The term derives from the combination of the Greek ἄνθρωπος (ánthrōpos), "human" and μορφή (morphē), "shape" or "form".

As a literary device, anthropomorphism is strongly associated with art and storytelling where it has ancient roots. Most cultures possess a long-standing fable tradition with anthropomorphised animals as characters that can stand as commonly recognised types of human behavior. In contrast to this, such religious doctrines as the Christian Great Chain of Being propound the opposite, anthropocentric belief that animals, plants and non-living things, unlike humans, lack spiritual and mental attributes, immortal souls, and anything other than relatively limited awareness.
nothing lives forever unless the belief dies in the Anthropomorphism deities!
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Anthony Sullivan

A British commercial salesman who has a hard on for Alley and loves to advertise things with errect nipples whilst shitting his pants.
Friend 1: 'Bro I heard about the Edge of Glory and Anthony Sullivan was promoting it."

Friend 2: 'Yeah had to wear a diaper because he shits his pants when he advocates something.'
by Tœny July 8, 2017
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Anthony

Hey look there’s Anthony, the tall scrawny bitch
by Sophia_.devi March 19, 2019
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