gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

Phantom Tax

Derived/misheard from the internet slang term “Fanum Tax,” Phantom Tax is a friendly act of taking another’s items for a short time, essentially borrowing the item(s) without consent or stealing.

“Man, f*** your Phantom Tax bro. I was gonna eat that!”

by Man000000 April 27, 2025

Skibomclat Tax

I don’t know what the hell this is but whatever.
When you call someone a Skibidi “ Bomboclat “ (Jamaican Slang for Motherfucker ) all because they didn’t pay your tax, which is a pay to Fanum Tax which is the act of taking one’s food.

Andrew : Damn, these are good fries.
Nelly : Its time for your Skibomclat Tax!
Andrew : Fuck you.

by coalweennier May 30, 2024

fanum tax

Ok so basically in the house where Kai Cenat live, there is this guy named fanum and whenever one of the members of the house has food, fanum will come and take some of the food. After that, he says taxes and then leaves.

And no you are not the only person to look that up I had to look it up too.

Oh no fanum is going to come and tax my food and call it the fanum tax!

by The Average Idot November 27, 2023

Road Tax

A specific extra tax motorists (with few exceptions) have to pay in order to drive a car on a public road.

Got to find the money to pay my road tax, or I won't be able to use my car.

by Cyclists Voice of Reason March 27, 2011

hallway tax

The extra 5 minutes it takes to get anywhere in school because you keep running into people you know in the hallway.

"The hallway tax was crazy today between the cafeteria and gym."

by kikam September 9, 2025

Teko tax

When doing a deal at someone's place or on or in there property, or in there plain sight. A percentage is paid to them.

I call teko tax

by Keaido November 16, 2018