The Reverse Al Bundy

When you and your partner put your hand in each other's pants in front of the crotch and just chill there.

What did you guys do last night?
Oh, we just did The Reverse Al Bundy.

by Ugandaknuckles69420 January 12, 2018

al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true

Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked

by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022

WEK Al-Khail

I gay school which caters for people who have a large variety of disabilities as well as sexualities.

You go to WEK Al-Khail?

you must be a piece of shit

by Wek student ray October 7, 2019

johnny al-knoxville

Idiot ISIS terrorist who pissed off a Russian jet, Thought it was falling apart but was dropping bombs, and he ran away like a pussy. He drives a black Toyota pick-up truck with his grandpa's heirloom gun in the back. Currently M.I.A./ K.I.A.

"Johnny Al-Knoxville, if we survive I am shoving that gun up your ass"

by Awesomedrperky December 26, 2016

al gore invented

A useful phrase for comment boards to encompass whatever is being discussed.

"Someone got stabbed over a chicken sandwich."

"Al Gore invented chicken sandwiches."

by Carlton G. Long November 13, 2019

big gay al

a gay character from south park colorado who loves boy scouts cares for animals and doesnt molest children just cause hes gay

Big gay al is a great character from the funniest show.

by hagdskld November 11, 2006

Weird Al Spankovich

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'

SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009