My cat has ocd

A joke about sh

"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."

by hello_its_me April 29, 2022

Jackson has a small cock

When Jackson Trinder just has a small cock

oh yo don't you just ever see how Jackson has a small cock jay?

by Mecha hate club August 10, 2020

Double decker doo-ha

First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!

I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!

by Theawkwardpiza October 23, 2018

a speaker has not been elected

What Kevin McCarthy heard way too many times when he tried to secure the speaker's gavel...

More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.

by The Real Driller January 5, 2023

ha thats pretty good

a meme you dumb cunt

ha thats pretty good

by asdfsdfhasrhtyjsdrth March 8, 2017

beaver has a runny nose

Post-coital fluid seepage from the vagina.

After having sex, the next day when I go to the bathroom my beaver has a runny nose.

by KJzstiffy1 December 2, 2017

Venkat has a big d

big d

Hey have you seen Venkat?
Oh yea Venkat has a big d

by Venky1213 October 5, 2021