Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions

Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?

by Flores grup June 30, 2020

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Tuesday

Just a typical day on the third day of the week

Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"

by Home depot worker May 4, 2019

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Teets Tuesday

The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!

Wake up, it’s Teets Tuesday!!!!

by BananaMan69999 April 14, 2021

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tuesday

Essentially the Rapture without the ascension, Tuesday is an event where everything bad goes down

Sean: Ah, I see
Frank: Partly or fully?
Sean: Partly of course, following what happened on Tuesday
Frank (clueless): What happened on Tuesday?
Sean: It was Tuesday (It was Tuesday)

by Ank57 August 10, 2021

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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.

Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.

by victoriabay April 18, 2023

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