Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.

Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.

by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017

white rod in little china

A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.

Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"

Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"

by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017

gotta new rod

Chick found a new rooster,lady is riding a new stud ect..

Sam gotta new rod !she hasn’t left it alone yet she seems to be enjoying herself!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019

fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.

Fags possess many fart rods among them.

by Matija Lazic June 01, 2006

Lead rod

A male sex organ that can survive a neuclear fallout

Man that thing is a lead rod!

by Mernuckle March 20, 2019

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 03, 2013

Rod Stewart

The original fuckboi.

Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.

by goldengrey1776 December 13, 2021