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Neck Job

When you stick your dick between your conjoined head partners and fuck their necks. Similar to a titty fuck, but with necks.
Frank: "I got a neck job from Beth and Ann."

Joe: "The sisters with the conjoined heads?"

Frank: "Yeah, totally fucked their necks. Fucking sweet."
by Neckfucker February 17, 2017
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Boner Neck

Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.
"That was a great call on the boner neck"
by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004
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wild neck

She gave me that wild neck!
by yummy7890 March 29, 2010
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Freedom Neck

Red Neck doesn't describe these folks. Red has too much of a communist connotation. These are smart, militant, hillbilly, libertarian leaning, commie hating, landowning, white men and their kin.
You might be a Freedom Neck if you hate the "subversive" lyrics of "This Land is Your Land".
by kteela January 19, 2009
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Neck Breaks

Typically a picture you find on Facebook or any other social networking site, where the picture is sideways. You have to bend or break your neck, just to look at the picture properly.
Man: "There goes Beth... posting more albums worth of neck breaks...."
by TartofthePop October 2, 2010
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Lizard Neck

Difficult to explain without a video clip, a Lizard Neck is a male or female who tends to turn their head to look at something and can snap back in a split second. These are those people you catch staring in the corner of your eye, then as soon as you look up they snap their head away from you as if they weren't looking. You would think that their neck would strain from it but they are adjusted to the cause. Everybody has had their share of Lizard Neck moments but some of us have adapted to it.
Jackie: That boy Damon is a Lizard Neck! He keeps lookin at me, then snappin' away when I look back!

Jasmine: I got one of those in the front of my class.
by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012
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brisket neck

When you have that crusty darkness around your neck and it looks like you have dirt and dont take a shower... aka usually all the people who rock a BIG BODY!!
naydeen: alah look at big body ova there tryna pull hoes...
lily: i kno with his ugly ass brisket neck lookin like he got a lil bit more than a ring around tha collar.
by naydeen October 6, 2006
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