Joshua is a simp
by SimpCommander March 6, 2020
Get the Joshuamug. by hsisysgsusvsv March 11, 2019
Get the joshua falconmug. A sigma male like no other. A Shepard of his own herd. Many dogs and women fear his name. You may ONLY invoke this name when referencing something incredible or unlikely, heavenly, even. Comparing yourself to him is a fools errand. In the canon, he is second only to Supreme Leader Lopez. Never forget the name, Joshua 'Sigma' Habbouch.
by SupremeLeader1122 March 7, 2024
Get the Joshua Habbouchmug. Joshua is a very smart person,hes also very kind but..will reject easily,Joshua absolutely hates when people try to outsmart him.Joshua can be cute,funny,and not afraid to show his true colors,just never get to comfortable.
by SeriouslyUnglossy April 3, 2021
Get the Joshuamug. Joshua, is a kind loving person. although he craves violence and is a struggling nicotine addict. he is easy to love but he finds it difficult to express himself, he is a good friend to talk too and an amazing boyfriend. he is very handsome and cute. and he loves cats, people will look at him and think "wow he looks like a person who can burn my house die, kill my entire family and murder my dog, but I'd still forgive him"
FRIEND1: "Joshua helped me with my homework last night and I got an A!"
friend2: "thats very nice of him!!"
friend2: "thats very nice of him!!"
by grolslo December 27, 2021
Get the Joshuamug. Girl!
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
by She-wasnt-ready October 12, 2022
Get the Joshua majmug.