jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet

:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman

by petmalupet August 28, 2019

Jon Groller

Jon Groller is a generic science teacher

Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess

by DirpDiamond May 10, 2023

jon-roll

A throw made in disc golf that is close to the basket, but then rolls away and makes for an impossible putt.

If I hadn't jon-rolled into the creek, I would have made par.

by Zyphus March 13, 2008

Jon

Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.

I'm not a homophobe Philip, you're just being a Jon.

by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

Jon-Erik

He’s the greatest guy that exists on this amazing earth! Jon-Erik is a person that’s loves to be in Copenhagen and hates to go home and miss all the amazing people he met at his housing.

Have you met Jon-Erik?

No, who is he and what does he do?
He’s busy with ending world hunger by stealing all the food that Lydia keeps in het fridge!

by Peer97 November 22, 2021

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014