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ducks and drakes

UK term for skimming stones across the surface of a body of water. (origin obscure)
To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes
by black flag May 29, 2004
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duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
by Drycolt April 14, 2014
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duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 May 20, 2018
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Duck Moment

Use this term when someone is being an absolute chad. Often said when someone is getting lots of bitches or just having mega chad behaviour.
Person 1: Yo they were having a whole ass Duck Moment
Person 2: They were really thinking like the top g
by AndrewTate’sCar August 31, 2022
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Puddle Duck

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.
"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."
by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020
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To giant ducks

A verb, perfect for when you want to turn someone down and confuse them at the same time.

A verb ideal for when you don't have plans but need to say you do.
Mark: "Hey, wanna grab some coffee later?"
Janie: "I'm sorry, I have to giant ducks, I'm swamped."

Teacher: "Where were you yesterday? Skipping class?"
Student: "No, no, of course not, I had to giant ducks."

Parent's note: "Please excuse Shelby from school tomorrow, she will have to giant ducks."
by Quacktastic11047 June 18, 2011
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Duck Season

A Horror VR/PC game about the game "Duck Hunt" by Nintendo originally made in 1984.
Dude, have you heard of the new horror game, Duck Season?
It was so scary!
I almost started to cry!
by Chxrrixchu May 4, 2020
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